Monday, February 14, 2011

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

I lack basic romantic skills, so instead of actually being romantic I just posted a bunch of lame poems on my husband's Facebook wall. Some are cute and some make promises of future romance. Luckily my husband has a new work schedule and will probably work until around 10:00 tonight, so I will be asleep and not have to fulfill all the promised romance. Maybe this weekend I'll pull together some fondue or something tight and red, but I'm pretty sure I'm off the hook for tonight...so I hope the poems are enough for him.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I still live in Utah
just to be with you.


Roses are red

I’m obsessed with shoes

get home soon

so I can show you my new bruise.

(not sexy…seriously, I have no idea where it came from.)


Roses are red

your toothbrush is plastic

by the time you get home tonight

I’m going to look fantastic.


Roses are red
you are pretty darn cute
one of my favorite things while conversing
is to try and work in the word “moot”


The dirty bird is red
our bedroom is blue
Let’s get busy in both tonight
after we eat fondue.


Roses are red
nachos are cheesy
you thought you played hard to get
but you were way too easy
…and you still are…easy that is.


Roses are red
Your hair is curly
I like to scare you in the shower
because your scream is so girly


My outfit will be red

Wheat Thins are delicious

I know that these poems

are getting a bit repetitious