Some of my favorite things..

Here are my new favorite ads, newspaper findings, and billboards I've found in Utah from the holiday season.

This is a novel idea. Toys for Tits...you stay classy Utah. I love the concept of being selfless and selfish at the same time.


Bitchin' tattoo dude.
Our weekly city newspaper features a Nice Tats section that I love. This one is one of my favorites. Having a pug tattooed on your arm is right up there with naked ladies and cartoon character tattoos.

So my 3 boob-size options are lemon, CANTALOUPE, and WATERMELON? Could they have picked like a grapefruit or something a little more reasonable?


This billboard is right next to the fruit one and it is for the same company.

Blairisms

Favorite two things my husband has said in the last month:

#1 -I wish I could get a boob job for my soul. It would be so much easier than actually having to work to improve myself.

#2- I'm writing a thank you note for this present and you didn't even have to ask me to do it. Can I have a BJ now?