HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY

I lack basic romantic skills, so instead of actually being romantic I just posted a bunch of lame poems on my husband's Facebook wall. Some are cute and some make promises of future romance. Luckily my husband has a new work schedule and will probably work until around 10:00 tonight, so I will be asleep and not have to fulfill all the promised romance. Maybe this weekend I'll pull together some fondue or something tight and red, but I'm pretty sure I'm off the hook for tonight...so I hope the poems are enough for him.

Roses are red
violets are blue
I still live in Utah
just to be with you.

Roses are red

I’m obsessed with shoes

get home soon

so I can show you my new bruise.

(not sexy…seriously, I have no idea where it came from.)

Roses are red

your toothbrush is plastic

by the time you get home tonight

I’m going to look fantastic.

Roses are red
you are pretty darn cute
one of my favorite things while conversing
is to try and work in the word “moot”

The dirty bird is red
our bedroom is blue
Let’s get busy in both tonight
after we eat fondue.

Roses are red
nachos are cheesy
you thought you played hard to get
but you were way too easy
…and you still are…easy that is.

Roses are red
Your hair is curly
I like to scare you in the shower
because your scream is so girly

My outfit will be red

Wheat Thins are delicious

I know that these poems

are getting a bit repetitious

Some of my favorite things..

Here are my new favorite ads, newspaper findings, and billboards I've found in Utah from the holiday season.

This is a novel idea. Toys for Tits...you stay classy Utah. I love the concept of being selfless and selfish at the same time.


Bitchin' tattoo dude.
Our weekly city newspaper features a Nice Tats section that I love. This one is one of my favorites. Having a pug tattooed on your arm is right up there with naked ladies and cartoon character tattoos.

So my 3 boob-size options are lemon, CANTALOUPE, and WATERMELON? Could they have picked like a grapefruit or something a little more reasonable?


This billboard is right next to the fruit one and it is for the same company.

Blairisms

Favorite two things my husband has said in the last month:

#1 -I wish I could get a boob job for my soul. It would be so much easier than actually having to work to improve myself.

#2- I'm writing a thank you note for this present and you didn't even have to ask me to do it. Can I have a BJ now?